American Comedian
And we love to dance — especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
Dick Gregory – [Dance and Dancing]
Civil Rights: What black folks are given in the U.S. on the installment plan, as in civil-rights bills. Not to be confused with human rights, which are the dignity, stature, humanity, respect, and freedom belonging to all people by right of their birth.
Dick Gregory – [Civil Rights]
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
Dick Gregory – [Hell]
Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
Dick Gregory – [Riches]